I can hear your brain blow up.

I figured it was time for an entry that has nothing to do with the Harry Potter franchise.

• It's cold outside and I'm eating an ice pop.
• For some reason I can't upload videos to YouTube.
  
• I should read The Lovely Bones beacuse it's due tomorrow but I can't be bothered.
• When I'm king of the world I'll make sure to get everyone unlimited access to Megavideo because as it is I have to wait for an hour before I can proceed with my Criminal Minds marathon.
• TheDHticketsareinmywalletandthey'rescreamingmyname.
  

Thank you.