The Marauders are my heroes. If you don't know who they are you're a Muggle and I need you to get out of here. I'm a true Slytherin and I can't stand you (the minute I turn 18 I'm gonna get the Dark Mark tattoed on my arm. No, I do not kid).
I'm a very nice person. Most of the time. But sometime the Marauderness (it's a word, shut it) in me comes out and I need to make someone's life miserable. Today, we we're writing essays and my friend left her computer for a couple of minutes. I decided that I needed to improve her essay a bit.
Basically what it says is "I'm a dick" in the middle of a text about immigration. Hear me snicker.